David makes the cut

 

Sophie displays one of her (many) works of art

 

Cheese, mummy!

 

 

David doing the backstroke

 

Feeling Hypoglemic

 

Let me Show you How it's done Sophie

 

No David, This is How it's Done

 

You're Right David, These are Good!

 

David Explaining His Birthday Card to his Grandmother to his Grandmother

 

Now Give Back the Camera David

 

David Photographing his Cupcake for Posterity

 

Let me out!

 

Sophie, in the pink! 

Sophie and I at the Pearl

 

The Black Pearl After The (formerly Pink) Pearl

Mullroy: You’ve seen a ship with black sails, that?s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

My Daughter!

Ann with Tea (Unusually, Iced)

 

Jack : I’m sorry, it’s just - it’s such a pretty boat. Ship.

Jack : I’m sorry, it’s just - it’s such a pretty boat. Ship.
Murtogg: What’s your name’
Jack : Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.
Mullroy: What’s your purpose in Port Royal , Mr. Smith ‘
Murtogg: Yeah. and no lies.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Mullroy: I think he’s telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.
Jack : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you. 

Take that Davey-Boy!

Be Careful With That Axe, Sophie!

 

My Son!

My Wife!

You Insult Me, Sir. En Regarde!

 

High Maintenance? You Have No Idea!